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Thinking you're charming af, but really you just can't see that your pre-alcoholism, emotional neediness, and ego fragility is, in fact, the opposite of charming.
lyrics
[sober]
I tell you jokes
I tell you jokes because I like to make you laugh
And yeah I'm goofy
You know I get my sense of humor from my dad
But you don’t care
You're just perpetually unamused
And you don’t care about the things that I do
Are my charms wasted on you?
[drunk]
I stay out late
I stay out late because Iknow it makes you mad
I'm a button pusher
You know I get my anger issues from my dad
But you don’t care
Your face is buried in your phone display
And you don’t listen to a thing that I say
But I still love you anyway
My charms are wasted you
And I reek of all the shit you put me through
I guess I let myself be wooed
My charms are wasted on you
And your girlfriends too,
I know I’m sensitive about it
I know I’m sensitive about it
[angry]
I’m not very romantic
I’m not very romantic
I wish you weren't so pedantic
But I guess that's your shit
You don’t care
There’s derision in your every glance
Man, you never really gave me a chance
But I still love you anyway
My charms are wasted you
And I reek of all the shit you put me through
I guess I let myself be wooed
My charms are wasted on you
And your girlfriends too,
I know I’m sensitive about it
I know I’m sensitive about it
I know I’m sensitive about it